Swamp Ass Hand Poured Candle – Large Capacity – Gross Smell

Description

About the Product 🔑

Feature ✨	Description 📝
**Scent Profile** 🤢	Regrettable, horrible scent, delivers a punch of pure olfactory regret
**Origin & Production** 🇺🇸	Hand-poured in Indiana, made in USA, poured in small batches
**Intended Use** 🎁	Ultimate gag gift, practical joke, great gift for laughs and constant use
**Wax Composition** 🥥	Natural coconut soy wax, Coconut Apricot wax
**Wick Type** 🔥	Lead and zinc-free cotton wick, crackling wooden wick
**Burn Duration** ⏱️	40 hours average burn time
**Aroma Notes** 🌲	Teakwood, Sandalwood, Spice
**Overall Appeal** 😂	Come for the laughs, stay for the scents
**Size** ⚖️	10 oz candle
**Packaging Option** 📦	Available in 3-pack

How to Use 🛠️

For best results and safe enjoyment, follow these simple steps:

• Step 1: 🔥 Light the wick carefully, ensuring a stable flame.
• Step 2: ⏱️ Allow the wax to melt evenly across the surface for a full pool.
• Step 3: 🚫 Do not leave the flame unattended.
• Step 4: 👶 Keep away from children, pets, and anything flammable.

Ingredients 🧴

Ingredient Name	Description
Natural Coconut Soy Wax	Eco-friendly wax 🥥
Coconut Apricot Wax	Smooth burn 🍑
Lead and Zinc-Free Cotton Wick	Clean burning 🔥
Crackling Wooden Wick	Soothing sound 🪵
Teakwood Scent Oil	Earthy fragrance 🌲
Sandalwood Scent Oil	Woody aroma ✨
Spice Scent Oil	Warm notes 🌶️

Product Details 🏷️

Swamp Ass- Gross Smelly Candle- Stinks- Hand Poured (by an Idiot) in Indiana

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• Product Dimensions: 5 x 4 x 4 inches; 6 ounces
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Description Highlights 💡

• COME FOR THE LAUGHS BUT STAY FOR THE SCENTS: Give a great gift sure to get a laugh, and then constant use! Our small batch candles are both hysterical and practical!
• 40 HOUR BURN TIME: Give a gift that will last longer than a day! Our domestically made candles are more than a funny gesture, they’re a gift that they’ll love every day!
• GREAT AND FAST STRESS RELIEF FOR A LAUGH: Light our Double Layered Candle for a relaxing evening in, and enjoy a quick laugh every time you think of it!
• GREAT GAG GIFT!! : Enjoy giving this horribly smelling candle to your friends and family. Sit back and laugh as you watch them open it and take a smell!
• A GREAT GIFT FOR ANY OCCASION : Birthdays, Graduations, Anniversaries, and Valentine’s Day all make great occasions to gift a great candle!

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🌟 Product Standout Benefits 🌟

Get ready for a candle that promises both laughs and lasting impressions! Our small batch candles are designed to be both hysterical and practical, making them more than just a funny gesture—they’re a gift that will be appreciated every day.

😂 Hysterical & Practical Gift

COME FOR THE LAUGHS BUT STAY FOR THE SCENTS – Give a great gift sure to get a laugh… and then constant use! Our small batch candles are both hysterical and practical!

⏳ Extended Burn Time

40 HOUR BURN TIME – Give a gift that will last longer than a day! Our domestically made candles are more than a funny gesture – they’re a gift that they’ll love everyday!

😌 Stress Relief & Quick Laughs

GREAT FOR STRESS RELIEF AND A QUICK LAUGH – Light our Double Layered Candle for a relaxing evening in, and enjoy a quick laugh every time you think of it!

🤣 Perfect Gag Gift

GREAT GAG GIFT!! – Enjoy giving this horribly smelling candle to your friends and family. Sit back and laugh as you watch them open and take a smell!

🎉 Versatile for Any Occasion

A GREAT GIFT FOR ANY OCCASION – Birthdays, Graduations, Anniversaries, and Valentine’s Day all make great occasions to gift a great candle!

🤔 Customer Questions and Answers 💬

Got questions? We’ve got answers straight from the source!

Q: Is it good for stress relief? 🌿

A: Absolutely! This candle’s specific use is for Stress Relief, making it perfect for those relaxing evenings where you need a quick laugh!

Q: How do I take care of it and what are the safety tips? 🧼

A: To keep things safe and sound, you’ll want to KEEP AWAY FROM FLAMES AND HEAT SOURCES, and DO NOT LEAVE BURNING CANDLE UNATTENDED. Make sure to KEEP OUT OF REACH OF CHILDREN AND PETS, and DO NOT INHALE FUMES. Remember to EXTINGUISH BEFORE SLEEPING OR LEAVING THE ROOM, and PROPERLY DISPOSE OF CANDLE REMAINS. Just a heads up, this candle may cause discomfort or regret due to its strong, unpleasant scent! 🚫

Q: Is this a good gift for any occasion? 🎁

A: Oh, for sure! It’s a GREAT GIFT FOR ANY OCCASION! Birthdays, Graduations, Anniversaries, and Valentine’s Day all make great occasions to gift a great candle!

Q: What’s the scent like? 🤔

A: Well, the scent is officially called Swamp Ass! The product description warns, “You will regret the purchase of this candle. It smells horrible.” It definitely has a strong, unpleasant scent designed to get a reaction! 👃💨

Q: Where is this candle made? 📍

A: This gem was hand poured (by an idiot) in Indiana! So you know it’s a unique, domestically made candle.

Q: How long does this candle burn? 🔥

A: You’re in for a long haul of laughs and… interesting smells! It boasts a generous 40 HOUR BURN TIME, so it will last longer than a day!