Funny Candle – Therapy Helps Profanity is Faster and Cheaper – Luxury Scented Soy Jar Candle, Gifts for Women, Birthday Gift for her, Best Friend Gift, Best Friend Candles, Funny Gifts

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About the Product 🔑

Feature ✨	Details 🌟
Funny Gifts 🎁	“Therapy Helps But Screaming Profanities is Cheaper and Faster” Kraft Label, 10-ounce Glass Jar, Scented Soy Candle, carefully packaged in a gift box.
Premium Scented Soy Candle 🔥	Hand-poured for a clean, long-lasting burn.
Funny & Relatable Label 😂	A perfect conversation starter.
Self-Care Essential 🧘‍♀️	Light it up and let the stress melt away.
Gift-Ready Packaging 🎀	Ideal for therapists, counselors, social workers, or anyone who enjoys dark humor.
Size Options 📏	Available in 9 ounce and 10-ounce Glass Jars.
Burn Time ⏱️	50-60 Hours for 9oz, 60+ Hours for 13.5oz.
Material 🕯️	100% soy wax, cotton wicks.
Fragrance 👃	Premium fragrances infused with essential oils, including “Island Coconut Lime”.
Made in USA 🇺🇸	Hand-poured in small batches in Minnetonka, MN.
Clean & Sustainable 🌱	Made with 100% soy wax without additives, phthalates, or harmful chemicals. Uses soy wax made from USA grown soy beans.
Perfect Gift 💖	Carefully packaged in a gift box, ideal for birthdays, appreciation, or any occasion. Suitable for best friends, coworkers, sisters, and more.
Reusable Jar & Lid ♻️	Container can be reused after enjoying the candle.

How to Use 🛠️

Step 1: ✋ Light the candle.

Step 2: 🧘‍♀️ Let the stress melt away.

Step 3: 😂 Enjoy the humor and fragrance.

Product Details 🏷️

Product Dimensions ‏ : ‎ 3.5 x 3.5 x 4.25 inches; 1.25 Pounds

Date First Available ‏ : ‎ March 9, 2022

Manufacturer ‏ : ‎ Cedar Crate Market

ASIN ‏ : ‎ B09V5QMC7B

Country of Origin ‏ : ‎ USA

FUNNY GIFTS: “Therapy Helps But Screaming Profanities is Cheaper and Faster”, Kraft Label, 10-ounce Glass Jar, Scented Soy Candle, carefully packaged in a gift box, it is an excellent present for your best friend, coworker, sister, work friend, forever friend, Graduation Gift. Best Friend Birthday Gift, Best Friend Christmas Gift, Stocking Stuffers for friends, Best Friend Going Away Gift, Graduation, Congrats, retirement, long distance friendship, bday, mothers day, or any occasion.

HIGHLY SCENTED SOY CANDLE: “Island Coconut Lime” Our fragrant, all natural soy wax candles are infused with premium oils to create a calming scent . Our 100% soy Candle Gifts are not only beautiful and aromatic but are also non-toxic and safe to burn in your home. A perfect addition to any home or office: Display this candle in your bathroom, bedroom, kitchen, living room, office, foyer or house. The long lasting scent of our decorative vegan soy candles is bound to freshen your space.

BURN TIME: 50-60 Hours. We use premium grade soy wax that has a clean and consistent burn with no additives or residue. Our Cotton wicks help provide a slower burn time so you can enjoy your candle longer! Once you’re done enjoying the candle, you can reuse the container. Our candles are carefully designed and crafted with your home and family in mind. Our Relaxing Aromatherapy candles will help you relax, soothe, and unwind.

FUNNY, INSPIRING or INSPIRATIONAL GIFT for birthday, Galentine’s, stocking stuffer, breakup, Christmas Gift, bday, mothers day or any other event in her life, will let your bff know how fabulous she is. Our funny candles that are guaranteed to give your bestie a good laugh. Our Inspirational and Sentimental Candle Gifts will warm her heart. Our friendship candles will make her smile and know she is loved. We even have candles with outrageous and sassy sayings that are sure to surprise.

GIFTS FOR ANY OCCASION: Our Best Friend Candles will perfectly express Your Love and humor. Celebrate Every Special Event! This candle makes an excellent birthday gift for women friends, your Mom, Wife, Daughters, girlfriend, bff, aunt, grandma, loved one, work friend, boss, coworker, employee or yourself. Celebrate professional achievements such as a new job, a promotion or graduation. The perfect gift for holidays, the “I’m thinking of you moments”, or even if you are miles apart.

Cedar Crate Market is a woman owned and family operated brand. We create fun, sassy, and humorous candles, gifts and lifestyle goods. Our Products are handmade in the USA with creative designs that fit any décor.

Our candles are made with 100% soy wax without any additives, phthalates, or harmful chemicals.

Our hand poured candles are made in small batches in our hometown of Minnetonka, MN.

Our candles are carefully packaged in a gift box to ensure they arrive perfect and ready to give.

All of our candles are made with the highest quality fragrances infused with essential oils.

We only use soy wax made from USA grown soy beans to support local farmers and their families.

1 Clean & Sustainable 🧼

2 Made in the USA 🇺🇸

3 The Perfect Gift 🎁

4 Premium Fragrances 🌸

5 Local Sourcing 🌾

Candle Sizes 📏

60+ Hours

Burn Time 🔥

45+ Hours

Made in the USA

Hand Poured 🖐️

Gift Box 🎀

Reusable Jar & Lid ♻️

60+ Hours

Burn Time 🔥

60+ Hours

Made in the USA

Hand Poured 🖐️

Gift Box 🎀

Reusable Jar & Lid ♻️

Cedar Crate Market is Woman Owned and Family Operated.

We celebrate all of life’s important moments, big and small, with classic designs that never go out of style. Our Company is always growing and adding new one-of-a-kind products that make the perfect gift for anyone or occasion!

We specialize in funny candles that smell amazing. We are proud to hand pour our candles in small batches right here in the USA. Based in our hometown of Minnetonka, MN we make all of our candles with 100% soy wax and cotton wicks for a superior clean burn. Our soy wax is made from soy beans grown exclusively by farmers in the USA. We never add artificial colors or additives to our candles and use essential oils in many of our fragrances.

Our gifts and lifestyle goods are made with humor and love, from coffee mugs & barware to keepsake ornaments & frames, we have something for everyone. All of our glassware is dishwasher safe and won’t fade over time. We always work hard to make quality products that will last.

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Product Standout Benefits

Thoughtful and Humorous Gifts

This candle is carefully packaged in a gift box, making it an excellent present for your best friend, coworker, sister, work friend, or any friend. It’s perfect for:

• Graduation Gift
• Best Friend Birthday Gift
• Best Friend Christmas Gift
• Stocking Stuffers for friends
• Best Friend Going Away Gift
• Congrats, retirement, long distance friendship, bday, mothers day, or any occasion.

Our funny candles are guaranteed to give your bestie a good laugh, while our inspirational and sentimental candle gifts will warm her heart and make her smile knowing she is loved. We even have candles with outrageous and sassy sayings that are sure to surprise.

Highly Scented Soy Candle

Enjoy the “Island Coconut Lime” fragrance from our all-natural soy wax candles, infused with premium oils for a calming scent. These 100% soy candles are beautiful, aromatic, non-toxic, and safe to burn in your home.

• Long-lasting scent
• Freshens your space
• Perfect for any home or office

Display this candle in your bathroom, bedroom, kitchen, living room, office, foyer, or house.

Designed for Candle Lamp Warmers

Crafted for versatility, this jar candle is safe and effective for use with candle lamp warmers. Enjoy its full fragrance without lighting a flame.

Extended Burn Time and Reusable Container

With a burn time of 50-60 hours, our premium grade soy wax provides a clean and consistent burn with no additives or residue. Cotton wicks ensure a slower burn, allowing you to enjoy your candle longer. Once you’re done, the container can be reused.

Relaxing Aromatherapy and Home Decor

Our relaxing aromatherapy candles are designed with your home and family in mind, helping you relax, soothe, and unwind.

Express Your Love and Humor

Our Best Friend Candles perfectly express your love and humor for any special event. This candle makes an excellent gift for women friends, your Mom, Wife, Daughters, girlfriend, bff, aunt, grandma, loved one, work friend, boss, coworker, employee, or yourself. Celebrate professional achievements such as a new job or promotion.

Customer Questions and Answers

Q: What makes this candle a great gift? 🤔
A: It’s a funny, inspiring, or inspirational gift for birthdays, Galentine’s, stocking stuffers, breakups, Christmas, Mother’s Day, or any other event in her life. It’ll let your bff know how fabulous she is! Our funny candles are guaranteed to give your bestie a good laugh, and our inspirational and sentimental ones will warm her heart and make her smile knowing she is loved. We even have candles with outrageous and sassy sayings that are sure to surprise.

Q: What is the scent of this candle? 🌸
A: The scent is “Island Coconut Lime” – a fragrant, all-natural soy wax candle infused with premium oils for a calming aroma.

Q: How long does the candle burn? ⏳
A: It has a burn time of 50-60 hours. We use premium grade soy wax that has a clean and consistent burn with no additives or residue. Our cotton wicks help provide a slower burn time so you can enjoy your candle longer!

Q: Can I use this candle with a warmer? 💡
A: Absolutely! This jar candle is crafted for versatility and is safe and effective for use with candle lamp warmers, allowing you to enjoy its full fragrance without lighting a flame.

Q: What occasions is this candle suitable for? 🎁
A: It’s perfect for any occasion! Whether it’s a birthday, Christmas, graduation, Mother’s Day, Galentine’s, a going-away gift, or just because, it’s designed to express love and humor. It makes an excellent gift for women friends, Mom, Wife, Daughters, girlfriend, bff, aunt, grandma, loved ones, work friends, bosses, coworkers, employees, or even for yourself to celebrate achievements like a new job or promotion.

Q: Can I reuse the container? ♻️
A: Yes! Once you’re done enjoying the candle, you can reuse the container.